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Little bit of humor for the programmers here. Yay for random facebook wall finds xD

http://www.secretgeek.net/program_commun...easons.asp
Code:
#include <iostream>
#include <string>
using namespace std;

int what();
int the();
int fuck();

int main()
{
    what();
    the();
    fuck();

    cout << endl << endl << "F'ing n00b fag";
    
    return 0;
}

int what()
{
    string stfu = "Iceh";
    string n00b = "You have";

    cout << stfu
             << endl
         << n00b;
}

int the()
{
    string why = " no idea";
    string evenTry = "" what you\'re";
    
    cout << why
         << evenTry;
}

int fuck();
{
    string I = " even talking";
    string hateYou = " about!";

    cout << I
         << hateYou;
}

(Still think I don't know how to program, Weather Man?)
That proves the article's point, methinks Tongue

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Code:
#include <iostream>
using namespace std;

int main()
{    
    cout << "Iceh" << endl
         << "You have no idea what you\'re even talking about!" << endl << endl
         << "F'ing n00b fag"

    return 0;
}

See, I can communicate a point quickly and efficiently.
I think you're right...

I tried conveying the point that my sister and I had the same homeroom teacher, which she didn't know, but when I tried explaining it, I didn't realize I hadn't even brought up the fact that we had the same homeroom teacher.

I_AM <= FAIL
-raises hand- I don't think you can.
Did I axe you?
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