Funny convo excerpts

[Pink Bunny]

Had a funny convo on MSN? Feel free to post it here to let us all have a good laugh.

[Sunmoon]

farts are explosive

oh looky looky a candle O.o

[Pink Bunny]

(04-09-2009 09:56 PM)sunmoon Wrote:  farts are explosive

oh looky looky a candle O.o

Is that an MSN conversation exert, or just a spam post?

[Sunmoon]

(04-09-2009 09:58 PM)I Am Java Wrote:  

(04-09-2009 09:56 PM)sunmoon Wrote:  farts are explosive

oh looky looky a candle O.o

Is that an MSN conversation exert, or just a spam post?

no i mentioned it on MSN and everyone started laughing

[Icey]

! Inside every cynic is a disappointed idealist. says (9:32 AM):
if you're on a train with 50 people and you get stabbed, you should call out specific names
! Inside every cynic is a disappointed idealist. says (9:32 AM):
instead of saying "someone help me!" you say "jose help me!"
Icey ;] says (9:33 AM):
what if there's no jose around?
! Inside every cynic is a disappointed idealist. says (9:33 AM):
look at the people around you and guess. if there's a lot of hispanics, go for jose, juan, jesus (ok maybe not..); white people then john, kevin, david....
! Inside every cynic is a disappointed idealist. says (9:34 AM):
and hope you get one right


I told you duke was absolutely quote worthy

[duke]

It's just another example that stereotyping is wrong, but your life depends on it.

[Icey]

! Inside every cynic is a disappointed idealist. says (9:51 AM):
im still invited to the wedding right?
! Inside every cynic is a disappointed idealist. says (9:51 AM):
i'll even ditch the clown outfit if you dont like it.
Icey ;] says (9:52 AM):
LOL
Icey ;] says (9:52 AM):
i should post that in the msn thread XD
Icey ;] says (9:52 AM):
but yes, i think you are
Icey ;] says (9:52 AM):
just dun tickle meh ._.
! Inside every cynic is a disappointed idealist. says (9:52 AM):
hmm
! Inside every cynic is a disappointed idealist. says (9:52 AM):
piggyback ride?
! Inside every cynic is a disappointed idealist. says (9:52 AM):
=D
Icey ;] says (9:55 AM):
with me in my wedding dress? xD
! Inside every cynic is a disappointed idealist. says (9:56 AM):
you're welcome to take it off, but viral might get the wrong idea


I heart you, duke xD

Edit:
In response to the above quote:

Viral Dragon - The Hallow Life Legend says (10:20 AM):
*horny eyebrow wink*
Viral Dragon - The Hallow Life Legend says (10:20 AM):
lmao

Now look what you've started XD

[prototstar]

The two convs are same person.

Emotionless Face book

Quote:Friend: God you look hostile.
Me: That explains why people doesn't get close to me. Lol
Me:The masked picture was supposed to be my Halloween costume.
Friend: Not that one, lawl.
Me: I know. Just saying.
Friend: Your face lacks emotions.
Me: I don't have emotions, dumbass. Lol
Friend: If I didn’t know who you were and I was in an interrogation room I’d shit myself.
Friend: I mean like at least a smile.
Friend: A fake one

Coffee!?

Quote:Friend: i just got coffee all over my ..everything
Me: lol
Me: Coffee? Since when did you drink coffee?
Friend:r since like.. when i was 8
Friend: i liked the taste
Me: I hates the taste.
Friend: i have tea every morning
Friend: prolly explains why im short
Me: Only time I ever drank coffee was back in elementary, but that was with breads.
Me: No, you're short because you're not active. :|
Friend: Speaking of active, i typed so much that my fingers are disorted

Girls, Pubes, Down.

Quote:Friend: God, women will screw up the world one day.
Me: lol
Friend: All guy teachers pwn, all guy doctors are awesome too
Friend: The only situation where i'd prefer a female would be a prostate exam maybe, because im not too fond of a guy shoving a finger up my ass
Me: Lol
Friend: I heard you're supposed to get those when you're like 40
Me: That was a pretty random message
Friend: We always joke about stuff like that with the teacher in AP Biology.
Me: Lol
Friend: We make fun of this girl, and say she has a phD cus she plays one of the instruments where you have to shove a fist up in it
Me: :|
Friend: and we always make sex jokes with the teacher
Friend: that class is awesome
Friend: "Sorry about the porniographic picture"
Friend: Austin --> "Wait, does everyone's picture have pubes on it or did they draw it on my book?" Teacher --> "I don't know why they needed to add that detail."
Friend: Lol
Me: lol
Friend: Omfg I remember we were talked about down syndrome and in the book it had a passage on it
Friend: Let me type it for you, its hilarious
Me: Sure.
Me: No girl breakdance at my school.
Friend: Can't find it.
Friend: But it was cruel. They stated it as if they were animals
Me: This is when a 'Search' function would come in handy.
Friend: "they are mentally retarded" "usually make a noise like a screaming cat"
Friend: "they have mental retardation" lawl
Me: They stated something like that?
Friend: Everyone was cracking up about the part w/ the cat
Me: yea
Me: Lmao
Friend: "they usually make a noice like a screaming cat"

Getting turned on yet? (Facebook related)

Quote:
Friend: Dont poke me
Me: Reverse psychology.
Friend: POKE ME
Friend: DO IT
Friend: ALL OVER MY BODY
Friend: YESSS
Friend: YESSSS
Friend: REAL HARD
Friend: NOW
Friend: DO IT
Me: lol, did.
Me: Did it way before that message.
Friend: you biytch

[Aatu]

"Well, someone started a riot in McDonalds"

"O.O"

"Damnit, now that I think about it I should have driven by blaring "Lets Start A Riot"."

Text message convo. Found out later that it was a bomb scare, but still ... funny.

[Icey]

Went through my facebook quotes and realized I still had this XD

(9*21 PM) forsaken_truths@hotmail.com: windows32
(9*22 PM) clintrussell22@yahoo.com: LOL
(9*23 PM) Viral Dragon - The Hallow Life Legend: yeah
(9*25 PM) Viral Dragon - The Hallow Life Legend: that one
(9*28 PM) Viral Dragon - The Hallow Life Legend: now then
(9*29 PM) Viral Dragon - The Hallow Life Legend: right click
(9*32 PM) Viral Dragon - The Hallow Life Legend: and hit "delete"
(9*38 PM) Icey ;]: worked for me, man
(9*42 PM) forsaken_truths@hotmail.com left the room.
(9*44 PM) Viral Dragon - The Hallow Life Legend: lmfao
(9*47 PM) Viral Dragon - The Hallow Life Legend: he did it didnt he?